
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

As you can clearly see this was taken in the dark which means
that's pretty awesome.

A single fact can spoil a good argument.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

As you can see Angie and her friend are clearly enjoying these young
men jumping on their shoulders.

The "groupies" hangin' at the drive-ins...precious moments.

If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow?
Only to be troubled and insecure?

Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!!!

Stupidity got us into this mess...why can't it get us out?

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know
when you are finished.